HATE WEEK TURKEY DAY EDITION

Whats up you turkeys heh heh it’s legendary fantasy football equivalent of Bill Belichick here to fuck up yo Thanksgiving with some HATE HATE HATE.

Lets not fuck around and dig in right away shall we?

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First off, I’d like to start off with this guy:

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Too easy.

But seriously, we all wipe our Lakeville asses with Cold Spring toilet paper. Lets go over some facts about your lil town up in the woods. These are all taken from the online encyclopedia Wikipedia:

The rest of you, I hate you too!!!

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got heeem

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Note the E-40

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NOTES

Ultimate snake job by Taylaw with a 119.3-119.2 win last week, Ebrostradamus said it last week but he could sneak into these playoffs still.

Seriously what the hell how did Brookes team win so much? Her roster is pretty trash.

To the rest of the league: Gonna let Zmart get in over you? Hang your heads in shame.

OH YEAH, HOW COULD I GO THIS FAR WITHOUT MENTIONING ODELL BECKHAM JUNIOR

ODB

Thumper being eliminated from the playoffs got me like:

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Playoff Seeding Preview

  1. Team Radmacher 8-4 BYE
  2. Heavy Breathing 7-5 BYE
  3. The Great Kranzby 7-5
  4. Ebrola Virus 7-5
  5. Everyday I’m Russell’N 7-5
  6. Team Martens 6-6

NOTES

SMH’s of the Week: RGIII being benched, send his ass to Philly ASAP.

MVP of the Week: Odell Beckham, Justin Forsett, Demaryious Thomas, Anquan Boldin, Matt Forte, Bills DEF

LVP of the Week: Reggie Wayne, Jay Cutler, Lions DEF, Antonio Gates & Frank Gore, Mychel Rivera

Week 13 Quick Picks

PRINCE OF POLAR over Beat N Round The Bush

THE GREAT KRANZBY over The KardashLeSeans

EBROLA VIRUS over Team Rademacher

GRONKNATION #12 over SouleTrain Express

CORDARRELLE PAT HER ASS SON over Team Martens

HEAVY BREATHING over Everyday I’m Russel’N

LAST WEEK: 4-2

SEASON TOTAL: 36-36

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