Whats up you turkeys heh heh it’s legendary fantasy football equivalent of Bill Belichick here to fuck up yo Thanksgiving with some HATE HATE HATE.
Lets not fuck around and dig in right away shall we?
First off, I’d like to start off with this guy:
But seriously, we all wipe our Lakeville asses with Cold Spring toilet paper. Lets go over some facts about your lil town up in the woods. These are all taken from the online encyclopedia Wikipedia:
- According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 2.70 square miles… That’s it? I have taken bigger shits than your little town.
- Cold Spring Brewing Company and Third Street Brewhouse are also located in the city…I would rather drink Tilly’s piss. At least that stuff would prevent me from leaking brown fluid like defective Hershey’s manufacturing plant. Your beer is trash.
- Eric Decker, former wide receiver for the Minnesota Golden Gophers and currently playing for the New York Jets, graduated from Rocori High School in Cold Spring….43-8.
The rest of you, I hate you too!!!
Note the E-40
Ultimate snake job by Taylaw with a 119.3-119.2 win last week, Ebrostradamus said it last week but he could sneak into these playoffs still.
Seriously what the hell how did Brookes team win so much? Her roster is pretty trash.
To the rest of the league: Gonna let Zmart get in over you? Hang your heads in shame.
OH YEAH, HOW COULD I GO THIS FAR WITHOUT MENTIONING ODELL BECKHAM JUNIOR
Thumper being eliminated from the playoffs got me like:
Playoff Seeding Preview
- Team Radmacher 8-4 BYE
- Heavy Breathing 7-5 BYE
- The Great Kranzby 7-5
- Ebrola Virus 7-5
- Everyday I’m Russell’N 7-5
- Team Martens 6-6
SMH’s of the Week: RGIII being benched, send his ass to Philly ASAP.
MVP of the Week: Odell Beckham, Justin Forsett, Demaryious Thomas, Anquan Boldin, Matt Forte, Bills DEF
LVP of the Week: Reggie Wayne, Jay Cutler, Lions DEF, Antonio Gates & Frank Gore, Mychel Rivera
Week 13 Quick Picks
PRINCE OF POLAR over Beat N Round The Bush
THE GREAT KRANZBY over The KardashLeSeans
EBROLA VIRUS over Team Rademacher
GRONKNATION #12 over SouleTrain Express
CORDARRELLE PAT HER ASS SON over Team Martens
HEAVY BREATHING over Everyday I’m Russel’N
LAST WEEK: 4-2
SEASON TOTAL: 36-36